Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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