I CAN MOONWALK!
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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it's like iHOP with fire
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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