We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The cops high fived after they tackled you
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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