i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.