My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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