As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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