i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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