at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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