Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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