The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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