I cockslap morals
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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