My room smells like vodka and shame
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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