At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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