A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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