The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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