Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
MIDGETS
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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