It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
