Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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