All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Im just a social blackout drinker.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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