So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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