if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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