Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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