They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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