She's JV to your varsity
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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