Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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