Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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