i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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