i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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