No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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Wipe that smile off your face.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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