well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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