He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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