its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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