i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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