its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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