nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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