So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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