windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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