Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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