You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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