Dual....:-)
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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