If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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