She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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