3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
