dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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