Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Fuck appropriateness.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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