Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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