Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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