I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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