Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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