butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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