hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Someone shit on the floor
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Everything about him screamed your future.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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