We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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