Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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