what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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