ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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